Priestdaddy: A Memoir
'Laugh-out-loud funny'The Times
'Electric'New York Times
'Do yourself a favour and read this memoir!'BookPage
The childhood of Patricia Lockwood, the poet dubbed' The Smutty-Metaphor Queen of Lawrence, Kansas' by The New York Times,was unusual in many respects. There was the location: an impoverished,nuclear waste-riddled area of the American Midwest. There was hermother, a woman who speaks almost entirely in strange riddles andwarnings of impending danger. Above all, there was her gun-toting,guitar-riffing, frequently semi-naked father, who underwent a religiousconversion on a submarine and found a loophole which saw him approvedfor the Catholic priesthood by the future Pope Benedict XVI, despitealready having a wife and children.
When an unexpected crisisforces Lockwood and her husband to move back into her parents' rectory,she must learn to live again with the family's simmering madness, and toreckon with the dark side of her religious upbringing. Pivoting fromthe raunchy to the sublime, from the comic to the serious, Priestdaddyis an unforgettable story of how we balance tradition against hard-wonidentity - and of how, having journeyed in the underworld, we can emergewith our levity and our sense of justice intact.
'Destined to be a classic . . . this year's must-read memoir'Mary Karr, author of The Liars' Club
'Irrepressible . . . joyous, funny and filthy . . . Lockwood blows the roof off every paragraph'Joe Dunthorne, author of Submarine
'Beautiful, funny and poignant. I wish I'd written this book'Jenny Lawson, author of Furiously Happy
'Arevelatory debut . . . Lockwood's prose is nothing short of ecstatic . .. her portrait of her epically eccentric family is funny, warm, andstuffed to bursting with emotional insight'Joss Whedon
'Praise God, this is why books were invented'Emily Berry, author of Dear Boy and Stranger, Baby
Extraordinary ... [Lockwood] weaves together past and present in prose that sizzles and sings ... At times, it feels as if you are eating a pudding stuffed with fruit, chocolate, nuts and a hefty dashy of a strong liqueur ... the book is glorious. It crackles with energy and life. It's funny, it's hectic, and it will sometimes trip you up with a sudden sense of anger and pain (Christina Patterson Sunday Times)Funny and anarchic ... Priestdaddy is a piece of autobiographical writing like no other ... Father Lockwood is a character you couldn't make up, however poetic your imagination. Obsessed with ships and sizzlin' food, he is a gun-toting Southerner who loves thrashing out heavy rock riffs on his electric guitar while wearing only the tiniest pair of underpants ... Simple childhood moments such as learning to swim are bathed in a glorious light that radiates safety and good humour ... The awful things (things that other priests do; grief; the events that led to 'Rape Joke') are given impressionistic treatment, because this is not a misery memoir. Which is not to say she won't weigh in on the Catholic church's subjugation of women, and the thuggish pro-lifery of her upbringing ... She shoots straight when describing classic Southern machismo ... Lockwood's contribution to the hottest oeuvre of the 21st century [memoir] is delightfully amateurish: chaotic, unstructured and laugh-out-loud funny, with not a trace of a creative writing MA. This naughty, innocent, truthful writer is definitely one to watch (Melissa Katsoulis The Times)An extraordinary memoir (Kate Kellaway Observer)Patricia Lockwood['s ...] memoir of growing up a priest's daughter in Kansas City gives a rare and nuanced glimpse of life behind the presbytery doors ... Lockwood has a sharp eye for detail and a way with words when conveying it ... But this memoir isn't just about making readers laugh. She also uses her privileged vantage point to get under the skin of contemporary Catholicism ... unflinching as it is, Lockwood has produced from her peculiar childhood something that is exceptional - exquisitely written, funny, disturbing and freighted with insight, lightly worn. Father Greg should be proud (Peter Stanford Telegraph)Lockwood's prose is cute and dirty and innocent and experienced, Betty Boop in a pas de deux with David Sedaris ... [Priestdaddy] roars from the gate ... electric (Dwight Garner The New York Times)
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